I don't give a flying shit about the botanical definition of a berry. I have just learned that by this definition pumpkins, oranges, and bananas are all berries. But raspberries, strawberries, and blackberries are not.
Fuck that dude. Bananas do not get to be berries!
Wow, that's kinda sad. The things that says "berries" on the end not really being berries.. What a strange world this becomes xD
ReplyDeleteHUH!?
ReplyDeleteBananans.
you forgot watermelon, thats a berry to.
ReplyDeleteWhatever, you big anti-banana fruitist. How come YOU get to tell berries what they can or cannot be? Huh? Who made you the Berry Queen? I say all the fruit should nrise up and overthrow your dictatorial banana-hating ass.
ReplyDeleteViva la Revolucion! Cherry Guevara -- or Che Guava? -- is going to lead La Gente against the Evil One, and at last, bananas will have the right of fruity self-determination. Join the cause -- or get out of the way.
Oh, pappekak. Bananas don't get to be berries and that's that.
ReplyDeleteOkay, all kidding aside, you're right -- no way is a banana a berry. Though I'd love to see a fruit hybrid called a bananaberry.
ReplyDeleteAnd traditionally, it's "poppycock."
But the original Swedish (I think it's Swedish) spelling is 'pappekak' and I am tired of the English language fucking with everything that already makes sense the way it is.
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